When you’re caught riding your bike without a helmet, your bike gets thrown into “Bike Jail” (which is just a clever way of punishing the culprit).
When you’re 5 and your bike is in jail, you might think the only logical way to break it free is to cross out the words Bike Jail, therefore rendering it just a rectangle on the driveway. You’d be wrong. But you’d also make me laugh.
(She also had to apologize to her bike for riding it irresponsibly. We don’t mess around over here.)